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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

Posted 9 hours ago

clannyphantom:

im excited for this generation of tumblr based teenagers to become parents because i think they will be aware and educated on all sorts of things like gender identity and mental illnesses and such but im also afraid of enrolling my kid into a kindergarten class full of Destials and Johnlocks

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theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

(Source: theyellowbrickroad)

Posted 9 hours ago

thrandilf:

snapchats from agent maria hill

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weestark:

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

do not tempt me with such delights.

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bile100:

me wondering that the fuck yall are ever talking about

bile100:

me wondering that the fuck yall are ever talking about

(Source: thesluttychicken)