Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

stop:

human:

human:

why do girls hang out in odd numbered groups? 

becs they can’t even

(Source: human)

Posted 16 hours ago

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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Posted 16 hours ago

ketchuprocket:

all-the-other-humans:

Fucking physics

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

(Source: engineeringnow)

Posted 16 hours ago
simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

Posted 16 hours ago

civilwhore:

**DO NOT DELETE THE CAPTION IT WON’T SHOW ON YOUR BLOG**

Hey guys! All of these cute clothes are from my favorite online store called TBDress! They have the cheapest prices I’ve ever seen plus they ship worldwide!

Here are links to all the items in the picture:

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They sell dresses, crop-tops, t-shirts, sweaters, shorts, jeans, skirts, outerwear, swimwear, shoes, accessories, and lots more!

Click here to be redirected to their website where you can find even more clothes if you don’t like any of these!

Posted 16 hours ago

sixpenceee:

As a paranormal/horror blogger I can assure you these child abuse ads are the most scariest and saddest thing I’ve ever seen. Probably because things like that are happening RIGHT NOW at this very INSTANT. 

And it’s horrifying but hopefully these ads bring more attention towards it. 

I got these from this buzzfeed article. You can view more ads and the sources for these ads there as well. 

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

zeldac0re:

I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school

Posted 16 hours ago
humorcat:

bl0gging:

4gifs:

Mentos & Coke prank

OMFG HER FACE

LILY OMFG

humorcat:

bl0gging:

4gifs:

Mentos & Coke prank

OMFG HER FACE

LILY OMFG